Cas is sitting on the bed, preoccupied with a gardening manual he’d recently purchased from Goodwill, when he hears shifting from the bathroom door. He ignores it in favor of further acquainting himself with irrigation tips for backyard potato farming, but the noise is relentless and, coupled with the odd suppressed choking he’s also starting to notice, his patience wears thin.
“Hey, Cas. Cas. Babe.”
He doesn’t look up at first. Dean knows he’s busy. Dean knows not to be a pest when Cas is reading.
“Cas. Cas, look over here.”
But Dean clearly wants attention right now, and leave it to Cas to be indulgent.
So he looks up and—
—is not at all amused to see Dean naked save Cas’s familiar overcoat on his shoulders like a cape, Cas’s favorite boxers too small over his crotch, and a pair of aviators (which also belong to Cas) perched along the bridge of his nose.
“Check me out,” Dean chortles, swaggering with intent toward the bed, “looking good, huh?”
Cas, lord help him, rubs a hand down his face.
“Don’t pretend like you don’t love it.”
And no, no. Cas really can’t even try. He puts his book down on the bed and motions for Dean to move closer so he can wind his hand around Dean’s hips, under the cloth of the overcoat.
“You are an idiot,” he sighs against the soft skin of Dean’s abdomen.
“But a cute one,” Dean supplies pointedly, tipping the aviators lower over his nose as he grins.
More adventures of Swagstiel, Swag-Sam and #DEAN
everyone in favour of pretending that episode consisted solely of cas shopping for dean raise your hand
I just need Charlie and Cas to meet
I don’t want her to be making googly eyes between Dean & Cas, I just want her to bro out and at first be a little intimidated (because HELLO actual angel of the lord) but she plays it off cool and is like, “I heard you’re called the nerd angel, it’s about time we met”
and she absolutely freaks when she hears about all the movies Cas has never seen (“SERIOUSLY GUYS? YOU HAVEN’T SHOWN HIM STAR WARS?? YOU’RE DEAD TO ME.”) and sits him down to marathon some things and Cas is kind of wide eyed at this ball of energy just tugging him around but she’s amusing and the Winchesters love her, so she must be a special person
and then I want them to really get to know each other and talk, and she tells Cas about Gilda and Cas just casually mentions that if she felt so inclined, Cas could definitely maybe get a message to her and Charlie gets all wide eyed and then yells for Dean and bursts into his room and is like YOU NEED TO HELP ME CRAFT A MESSAGE THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR A FAIRY TO COME BANG ME NO DON’T EVEN MAKE A JOKE RIGHT NOW DUMB ASS HELP ME